I was in a crowded hospital
In WesternUSA.
A Calidonian far from home
Sick,lonely dying lay.
"Oh doctor if I could hear
The Bagpipes once again
I`d close my eyes and die in peace
In spite of all my pain"
The kindly Doctor searched the town
And a brother Scot was found
And soon within those great white walls
Was heard the Bagpipes sound.
And by that wondrous music
The ailing Scot revived
Recovered and lived happily--
But the rest of the patients died!!